Apr 29
It’s hard to hit the snooze button when the alarm clock is a horse…
Lately, I haven’t been bothering to set my alarm clock.
The reason is that almost every time I do set it, I tend to wake up a few minutes before the alarm rings. That means that by the time that it actually does ring, I’m usually busy in the bathroom brushing my teeth or something.
Even though I know it’s my body’s internal clock that’s waking me up earlier, I still blame the alarm clock for the inconvenience. So now I’m punishing it through neglect, hoping it will wise up and wake me up at the correct time.
Yes, I’m strangely passive-aggressive with my appliances.
which beg the question what are you doing to your juicer … on second thought, nevermind.